Dog Bathing and the Zen of Cat5E

I applaud my wife for her dog bathing efforts. Love the dog, hate the way he smells. But dogs don't have sweat glands. So if dogs don't sweat, why do they get so damn stinky after a jog around the block? At least this dog does. My wife says it's anal glands. WTF? We had to adopt this dog because my mother-in-law has been in denial for a year over the fact that SHE DOESN"T LIVE at her house anymore, she's out of state at least 50% of the year but the DOG stays at the house 100% of the year. Yeah, guess who had to pick up that other 50% of the dog maintenance? 25 mile round trip at least twice a week.

I am sad to say that my son has graduated from Peanut Butter and Jelly to Bologna & Cheese. Growing up waaaay too fast.